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Once theri was a man named ALIstair and he had fucking stupied hair, ans he disteed uit wAZ hos tu5n to make dinner instrad of daniika. Aliair was all like "Give me the frying pan I am going to make the Dinner tonight" and Danika was like "Oh. Uh ok." and Alitair took the knife and the frying pan and he started to try and make food and Danika was all like do you enen know how to make food and Alistair was all liike damn yes I know what I'm doing and danika was all like lol sure you do. so he cut up some goddam,n vegetables and did it kinda badkly and danika was all like "i fuckin knew it" and he was like "shut the fuck iup I'm a god and sdon'

Savannah and Alistair were like "Let's go moonwalking" and Savannah's like "I like space let's walk to thmoon" and so they wen't outside for an evening stroll walk and Savannah was all like "fuckin starrts tonight man" and Alistair was like "shut the fuck up stupid human" and she was like ouch and he was like "omg sorry" and then like "look thwe the fucvking memes you bitch" and Alistea was like "what the fucking it is a meme you little human" and savanah did afeels guy face and Alistair was inda really werried  and he just decided it was better to continue to just walk and ASvannah stopped feels guy and did the vening stroll walk moonwalk an

`aLISTAIR ENTERED THE ROOM AND HE SAW tAELYR and Alistair was like hey you look like you want to chat about things. What would you like to chat about about my good friend budy???? and Taelyr was like OH F idk and she thought to herself I don't talk abot pokemon don'ttalkaboutpokemon he isn't tinerested in shthat shit and Alistair was like ok what are you drawing? and ytaelyr was like fuCKING DAMMIT YOU FUCKEER NOT POKEMON LOL" and he was like "it's pokemon isn't it" and she was like "ye" and he was like "ok" then alll sadun she look up tyo the sky and yel; "BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ADrien was crying and Alistair didn't care about his brother as much as others wuld hope he would. They're their rlast name was St.Martin and Alistair hated danika wfor it. it was her fault. "I ficking hate Danika" and adrien cried more and was sad and Alistair was like "shut up bitch can't you see i'm venting right now brother??? so incondiderate" but like huis older brother was talking about his friedn in a not ao nice wasy and it him suyper sad. "It hist Adrien so hard in the heart gut that he baecame super saiyan and puncheed his pbrother and Alistair brother was like HOLY FUCK and Adrien was like "THIS IS OUR LAST NAME AND IT IS DIVINE.

Chloe walked into the room and was like "alistair you're going to learn piano mkay" and he was like lol kk and Chloe was like this note is a fucking GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG and Alistair was like what's so special about G? abnd Chloe was like "it'S STILL A FUCKING G YOU UISDIOT IT'S NOT GONNA CHANFGE", Alister looked chole ij the eye and was like "Is the 'g" for godf????????????? cuaser im a god" and chole was liken lol no yopu dummy bro:go fuck yourself asltair-I'm supposed to be teaching you piano" and Alitsair was touched by this turn of event he felt her passion in his stomach or perhaps he was mearly  hungry. Alistair decided going to the

Shelby was ddrqawibndrawin dinosoars and Alistair comes in and's all like "what's with you sisters and drawing", Shelbyb looked up from the art with fire in her wyes "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT YOU BICHT " ALsiter looked shock at this out berstedf from shelby she looked with passion in here EYEs. Alistair then knew what fear felt like. Alistair tried to back off from Shleby, but she began to corner ihim into a wall corner and he forgot how to climb a wall because whe was not high off that dank ass weed anymore. "time to fukkin draw some dinosars asshole" and he was like "hoomin" and she was like "ok so you draw a head and